... You've had a legitimate argument with your spouse over whether "Map" on Dora the Explorer always stays inside "Backpack" or not.
... You get unbelievably excited for pee in the potty. You get ecstatic for poop.
... You actually hope that you get stopped by a train or stuck behind a garbage truck, as it would totally make your four-year-old's day
... You've mindlessly served your spouse food cut into small, un-chokable peices
... You know precisely how much time elapses between "peaceful quiet" and "trouble quiet"
... You hear someone say a bad word (i.e., "stupid") in a public place and audibly gasp, even though your children are not with you
... You cannot stand in one place and hold any inanimate object without thoughtlessly rocking it in your arms
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