9 am......

... And so far this morning I have:

- Changed numerous diapers
- Dealt with one pee "blowout" that escaped the diaper
- Reminded Dominic numerous times that once he turns 4, we are throwing his diapers AWAY and he is using the potty!!!
- Doled out boobies, bottles, Cheerios, and cheese
- Processed two loads of puke and poop stained laundry
- Windexed suspicious Dominic-sized handprints off surfaces too high for him to reach without "assistance"
- Wiped half a tube of Dora the Explorer toothpaste off the bathroom counter
- Bathed and dressed both boys after finding an "approved" outfit for my fashion diva son
- Reiterated to Dominic that diapers are going in the trash when he turns 4
- Unloaded dishwasher, rewashed STILL dirty dishes, and 87 bottles
- Changed baby clothes AGAIN and scrubbed barf out of the carpet

And the day is just beginning, my friends! :)