SH*T HAPPENS...

... all over the bedroom, down the stairs, and into the living room. Pee also happens. All over the basement floor. And, I think I'm taking some extreme liberty with the expression here, but coffee and strawberry jelly also happen. Think kitchen floor and, where else?... beige carpet. And this is all before noon. Throw in there a cake that needs to be made and the most major ingredient forgotten. If anyone needs me (and, I really hope no one does because I'm basically tapped out), I'll be huddled in a corner somewhere.